This day is a very important day. I have called the Governor to see why this day is not a state holiday!

Ladies and Gentlemen, this is National Cheeseburger Day. All hail the patty with whatever you  want on it. Cheese, of course, but what else would you put on your cheeseburger this glorious day! I will leave that up to you. But today, take a moment and think...where would we be without cheese burgers?!

Hungry, in a bad mood, slimmer...but we cannot do without them.

So on this day, grab your cheeseburger with both hands, steer it toward your already opened mouth and enjoy every minute of it. Note to my friend Rodney Hart, "The Cheeseburgers" should have a huge concert on this day next year. Just sayin'.