This incredible Palmyra home is officially on the market…

[Great! I’ll take it.]

…with an asking price of $1.65 million.

[Oh. Never mind.]

But hey, if you’ve got the cash then by all means, make an offer. Hell, tell them you saw it on and maybe they’ll cut me a percentage. That sort of thing happens, right?

I mean, wouldn’t you love to have this 7,000 square foot, six bedroom, four full bath, one half bath masterpiece surrounded by 86 acres of Palmyra? It has a half-mile driveway, a formal dining room, great room, powder room, screened in porch, open kitchen, private master wing, his and hers bathrooms and closets, a bar, a billiards room, and a mudroom. I’m not even sure what a mudroom is, but I want one.

Anyway, check out the gallery and see it for yourself

If you want to learn more or get a 3D view (ooh fancy!), CLICK HERE.