One heck of an outdoorsman.

A man went for a physical examination, and the doctor asked his patient about his physical activity level.

The man described a typical day this way, "why, yesterday afternoon I took a 5-hour walk, doc. Miles through some pretty rough terrain, too. I waded along the edge of a lake, I pushed my way through brambles, I got sand in my shoes, eyes and hair. I avoided standing on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills, I took a few moments behind some big trees to look for some mushrooms. The mental stress of it all left me shattered. At the end of it all I had a few alcoholic beverages. Like 8 of them.

Inspired by that story the doctor said, "wow! You must be one heck of an outdoorsman!"

The man replied, "no, doc, I'm just a rotten golfer."