This salesman just might get promoted.

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When the store manager returned to work from lunch, he noticed that his clerk's hand was all bandaged up. But before he could ask about the hand, the clerk said that he had some very good news for the manager.

"Guess what, sir, I finally sold that terrible, ugly suit that we've had for so long."

"You mean that repulsive pink and blue double-breasted thing?"

"That's the one, sir."

"Well that's great," the manager said, "I thought we'd never get rid of that monstrosity. That had to be the ugliest suit we've ever had here. Why's your hand all bandaged up?"

"Oh," the clerk replied, "after I sold that guy the suit his guide dog bit me."