Joke of the Day – December 19: Holy Dilemma
Quite a predicament this fellow found himself in.
A minister loved to play golf, but it rained all week and he couldn't. He then heard the weather report for that Sunday, which called for sunshine and dry weather. He then did the unthinkable. That Sunday, he called in sick to the church and took off to the golf course.
Two little angels watched from the tree tops as he got on the tee to hit the first ball. He hit it hard, and it soared high and straight. One of the angels swooped down, grabbed the ball, and dropped it in the hole for a hole-in-one.
When he got back the the tree top, the other angel asked, "what'd you do that for? That's the best shot you can have in golf. Don't you think he should be punished for skipping church?"
The other angel grinned from ear to ear and answered, "who's he gonna tell?"