Joke of the Day – December 7: Santa Baby

What do you want for Christmas?

The Santa at a department store was very surprised when a young lady, about 25 years old, came up and sat on his lap.

She smiled at him with that little gorgeous smile of hers, and he asked, "what do you want for Christmas?"

"I want something for my mother."

"Something for your mother? That's very loving and thoughtful of you. What is it you want me to bring her?"

"A son-in-law."