If I Had A Million Dollars

The Barenaked Ladies wrote a song - 'If I Had a Million Dollars' - about money. And the song made a lot of money!

So it got me to thinking, what would I do with a million dollars? What would you do with a million dollars? A million dollars used to be big money, but when you hear of movie stars, major league baseball players or NFL Football players, (or even old men who stuff their millions away in the mattress!) when you hear how much money they make, it doesn't sound like as much as it used to. But still, it's a lot! If you did have a million dollars, what would you do?

Here are a few things I might do: Pay off all bills, donate, buy land and horses, buy a business, buy an old house and restore it, buy some bikes, go to Hollywood, pay all the bills, buy a goat, eat the finest food, pay off my parking tickets, take a plane ride,  go get some wine, help somebody, buy all the Beatles albums, get the new U2 CD, brush my dog just because I would have the time to do it, go get some fudge, buy a Bare Naked Ladies CD, buy 36 tickets to a Cardinals game, jog, make the best chocolate cake you ever had, sell out a theater and invite my all my friends, go to Monkey Run, be the mayor of West Quincy for a day, buy the coldest Mountian Dew you could find, barbecue, dunk a basketball, take a ride in an Air Force Jet, get some new towels.

Or I could just keep on doing what I am doing.

What would you do with a million dollars?