This Valentine’s Day, in addition to their signature cupcakes, candies, and other lovey-dovey goodies, Krazy Cakes Café and Bakery is offering up a little something different. So if your number one Valentine’s Day plan doesn’t work out, you can always work out a giant number two instead!

Krazy Cakes Cafe & Bakery (via Facebook)

So this year, skip the roses and boring, heart-shaped confectioneries and give her what she really wants: a big piece of crap! Because nothing says "I love you" like a smiling, sugary deuce with eyeballs.

Oh relax, it’s just fudge. A big pile of perfectly-coiled, emoji-inspired, delicious chocolate fudge. And since they’re served on a doily, you know this is some fancy sh*t.