Punxsutawney Phil Is a Fraud and Must Be Dealt With
It is time to call your congressman and ask for an investigation into Punxsutawney Phil. How can a ground hog see his shadow in cloudy conditions? Six more weeks of Winter? I say "Bunk." It is time for a congressional hearing. This is a conspiracy.
Punxsutawney Phil, the world’s most beloved and furry weather prognosticator, saw his shadow this morning with overcast conditions and light snow meaning we have six more weeks of winter if you believe in the folklore. Just how could he even have a shadow to see in those conditions?
The groundhog’s prognostication came around 7:25 a.m. eastern time in Punxsutawney, Pennsylvania with snow that moved through the region from the same winter storm that moved through our area over the weekend. So what kind of shadow could be cast in that weather?
I know that Congress has problems to deal with like ISIS, immigration issues, unemployment and so forth but this rodent is a fraud and he must be stopped. So write your Congressman today and ask that Jim Cantore of The Weather Channel be granted a hunting permit for ground hogs.
For all of the people Phil has made suffer with his forecast(s), it is the right thing to do. So flex those muscles Jim Cantore, pull that trigger and away goes this fraudulent, little, furry, misinformed, four legged, long nailed rodent along with Winter as well.