This milk man and his customer don't communicate very well.

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A woman read that milk baths would make her beautiful, so she left a note for her milk man to leave 15 gallons of milk the next time he came to the house.

The milk man read the note and thought there must be a mistake. He thought she must have meant 1.5 gallons. So, he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

When the woman came to the door the milk man said, "I found your note to leave 15 gallons of milk, but did you mean 1.5 gallons?"

The woman said, "no, I want 15 gallons. I'm going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath."

The milk man said, "well, do you want it pasteurized?"

The woman replied, "no, just up to my neck."