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Joke of the Day – October 5: Genie in the Bottle

What would you wish for? 

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A man walking along the beach one day found a bottle. He rubbed it, and sure enough, a genie popped out.

“I will grant you three wishes,” said the genie, “but there is a catch.”

“What catch?”

“Every time you make a wish, every lawyer in the world will receive double the wish that you were granted.”

“Well, I suppose I can live with that,” replied the elated man.

“What is your first wish?”

“I’ve always wanted a Ferrari,” the man said. Wham! A Ferrari appeared before the man.

“Now every lawyer in the world has two Ferraris,” the genie said. “What is your second wish?”

“I’d like a million dollars,” the man said. Wham! Suddenly he had a million dollars.

“Now, every lawyer in the world has $2 million. What is your third wish?”

The man thought long and hard, then replied, “well, I’ve always wanted to donate a kidney…”

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