Joke of the Day – October 26: You Asked For It
You know the old saying, “be careful what you wish for?”
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A man and his wife were sitting in the living room, discussing a living will.
The man said, “just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetable state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. If that ever happens, just pull the plug.”
Immediately, the wife got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all the beer.
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