You know the old saying, "be careful what you wish for?"


A man and his wife were sitting in the living room, discussing a living will.

The man said, "just so you know, I never want to live in a vegetable state, dependent on some machine and fluids from a bottle to keep me alive. If that ever happens, just pull the plug."

Immediately, the wife got up, unplugged the TV, and threw out all the beer.