How do you cure hiccups?

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A man goes to a pharmacy, goes up to the counter, and a young lady asks, "how can I help you?"

"Do you have anything for hiccups?"

The young lady reaches across the counter and slaps the man across the face.

"What was that for?"

"You don't have hiccups anymore, do you?"

"No, but I think my wife out in the car still has hers."