Sounds like a lot of monkey business.

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A little girl asked her mother, "Mommy, how did the human race appear?"

The mother answered, "well, God made Adam and Eve and they had children and all mankind was made."

A few days later the little girl asked her father the same question, and he answered, "many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race evolved?"

The confused little girl went back to her mother and asked, "how is it that you told me the human race was created by God, and Dad said that they developed from monkeys?"

The mother answered, "well dear, it's very simple, I told you about my side of the family and Dad told you about his."