Joke of the Day – October 1: In Sickness and in Health
You ever feel like your spouse takes you for granted?
A devoted wife had spent her lifetime taking care of her husband. He was slipping in and out of a coma for several months. She stayed by his bedside every single day.
When he came to he motioned for her to come near. She sat by him and he said, "you know what? You've been with me through all the bad times. When I got fired you gave me all your support. When my business failed, you were there. When I got shot, you were by my side. When we lost the house, you gave me support. When my health started to fail, you were still by my side. You know what, sweetheart?"
"I think you bring me bad luck."