Joke of the Day – November 6: Cannibal Restaurant

They've got everything on this menu.

A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.

The menu said, "tourists - $5, broiled missionary - $10, fried explorer - $15, baked Democrat or grilled Republican - $100."

The cannibal asked the waiter, "why such a price difference for the politicians?"

The waiter replied, "you ever tried to clean one of those? They're so full of it, it takes all day!"