Joke of the Day – November 6: Cannibal Restaurant
They’ve got everything on this menu.
A cannibal was walking through the jungle and came upon a restaurant operated by a fellow cannibal. Feeling somewhat hungry, he sat down and looked over the menu.
The menu said, “tourists – $5, broiled missionary – $10, fried explorer – $15, baked Democrat or grilled Republican – $100.”
The cannibal asked the waiter, “why such a price difference for the politicians?”
The waiter replied, “you ever tried to clean one of those? They’re so full of it, it takes all day!”