There are some pretty good deals in that catalog. 

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Two hillbillies were flipping through a catalog, admiring all the beautiful models. Barney said to Slim, "seen the beautiful girls in this catalog?"

"Yep, very beautiful."

"Look at the price, too."

"Wow! They aren't very expensive. At this price, I'm buying one."

Barney smiled and patted Slim on the back. "Good idea. Order one and see if she' as beautiful in person as she is in the catalog, and I'll get one, too."

Three weeks later Barney asked Slim, "did you ever get that girl you ordered from the catalog?"

Slim replied, "no, but it shouldn't be too long now. Just got her clothes shipped yesterday."