Job interviews are tough.

Three guys go in for a job interview all at the same office.

The first one goes in for his interview and the interviewer said, "what's the first thing you see when you look at me?"

The man replied, "that's not hard, you've got no ears."

The interviewer said, "that's it! Get out! You'll never be seen around here again!"

The second man came in and was asked the same question, and he also answered, "you've got no ears."

The interviewer threw that guy out, also, cursing and yelling that he'll never get a job with their company.

As the second man was leaving he warned the third guy, "listen, man, whatever you do, don't say he doesn't have any ears. He's very touchy about the ear thing."

"OK."

As the third guy made his way into the office. Once inside he was asked the same question, "what's the first thing you notice when you look at me?"

"That's easy," the third man said, "you wear contacts."

The interviewer was flabbergasted. "How on earth did you know that, son?"

"Well, you obviously can't wear glasses because you've got no ears!"