Barbie for the modern age.

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A man goes into a store to buy a Barbie doll for his daughter for Christmas.

He asked the shop assistant, "how much is that Barbie in the window?"

"Which Barbie? We have Barbie goes to the gym for $19.95, Barbie goes to the ball for $19.95, Barbie goes shopping for $19.95, Barbie goes to the beach for $19.95, Barbie goes nightclubbing for $19.95, and finally, we have divorced Barbie for $395."

"Well, why is the divorced Barbie so much more expensive than all the others?"

"It's obvious," the clerk replied, "divorced Barbie comes with Ken's house, Ken's car, Ken's boat, and Ken's furniture."