Joke of the Day – December 12: Aging With Grace
How do you feel?
Two elderly gentlemen were at a retirement ceremony. Both were sitting under a tree, and one turned to the other and said, “I’m 83 years old now, and I’m just full of aches and pains. I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?”
“I feel just like a brand new baby.”
“Really? Like a baby?”
“Yep. I got no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet myself.”