How do you feel?

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Two elderly gentlemen were at a retirement ceremony. Both were sitting under a tree, and one turned to the other and said, "I'm 83 years old now, and I'm just full of aches and pains. I know you're about my age. How do you feel?"

"I feel just like a brand new baby."

"Really? Like a baby?"

"Yep. I got no hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet myself."

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