I Can’t Keep Up With the Grass!
Mowed my grass the other day and now I can't keep up with it.
It seems that after I mow it, the grass people get together and say "listen, this guy is a dweeb..let's really make him work". Thanks grass people. But this week the grass people will have to slow down because no rain is expected until Thursday. My mower and I need a rest. I went down to the place where we can dump our grass and twig's yesterday and they were very busy. I am glad they are there. It is almost noon time so I think I will go home and measure my grass to see how far up it is today. The grass people will be doing the same.