Well, the 2017 Total Solar Eclipse is history, excuse me while I yawn. The next one is set for 2024, seven years from now for those of you who are mathematically challenged. So will you get pumped up to see it in 2024? Not me. As a matter of fact, I have come up with the top ten reasons NOT to watch the eclipse in 2024.

10. My 2017 eclipse glasses won't work in 2024 with a different Sun & Moon.

9.   Don't want to experience two mornings in the same day.

8    Don't want to experience two nights in the same day.

7.   Going to be cloudy with a 70% chance of rain on that day.

6.   Took me 5 visits to the chiropractor to fix my neck from the last eclipse.

5.   The night people at Washington Park will come out twice.

4.    Don't want to suffer from E.D. (Eclipse Disappointment) again.

3.    Why would I want to watch the Sun get Mooned?

2.    Not sure my eclipse glasses will be legit or not (here we go again).

1.    Seen one eclipse, you've seen them all.